If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

Pretends* to talk on the phone because he doesn’t want anyone on the elevator to realize his call got hung up as soon as the doors closed

“This would be the equivalent of someone calling the cops every time they saw a latino on their street.”

Are they calling the cops every time some guys brings a woman who looks like she might be a prostitute into a room? I’d wager they are not, because this is Motel 6 and that is probably half their income, but I digress. Are they doing the same for French sounding names, since they are in Washington State which borders…

When I called the front desk to ask about ICE, I meant where’s the fucking ice machine!

what about its workers? it sure isnt becky cleaning my room.

In fairness, we should have considered ourselves forewarned when Tom Bodette said that Motel 6 would leave the white on for us.

Over 9000 names?!

“2tep 2: Adverti2e thi2 a2 a World of WARcraft gathering.”

I was thinking it was utilizing one of his two iPads.

“I got a plan to make a whole lot of money!”

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

On the one hand, Marvin Lewis is nothing special and his flaws are numerous and well-documented.

You do know college football has been played for more than the past 15 years, right?

Looks like you accidentally deleted about 45 names out before you typed Dabo.

I can understand objecting to calling a pro-sports fan saying “we.” I mean, I think if you’re actually affiliated to that team (be it as a janitor, a cafeteria lady, or whatever) and you’re contributing to the organization, I think that’s legit, but otherwise sure.

First, yes I am. Grew up there and went to college in Tuscaloosa. Second, I live in Tennessee now so I couldn’t vote in that election but did everything I could to help Doug Jones win (and he did). But I appreciate how much you dislike me ‘cause I’m from here. ‘Preciate ya.

Eat a Snickers.

Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

TB 12 water stays hydrated when everything else is freezing.