Braves over Yankees in 96 if the ripple effect prevents 98-2000 from happening. Otherwise, Braves over Yankees in 99. 96 was harder to swallow, but the sweep in 99 was embarrassing. The Yankees never get a true dynasty, and the Braves win another title making them the team of the decade, and 2 titles, with 1 against…

If the Cavs win, his ring means as much as the ring Kobe gave his wife after the rape. Nothing, but still a lot of diamonds.

31 is absolutely an age when most players are declining. It’s not 1998 anymore.

There is no reason for a great, good, average, mediocre, bad, or terrible team to play Ryan Howard.

“Amateur, he got right back up.”

Who else is on your team?

This is even better than the Who’s Disgusting Baseball Chin is This? segments from last year. Every post is the disgusting Cardinals and their even worse fans. Just so disgusting.

Obviously this comment is dumb and you should go die in a car fire.

Brett Favre’s records were actually on a floppy.

I’m sure RG3 still thinks he’ll break all the records, football and medical alike.

Do we know that all NFL players identify as men?

Or you ask for extra everything and then when the tortilla breaks you have them double wrap it and then you get diabetes.

By “a significant number” you mean basically all of them, right? Boaty McShowboat would almost surely have been deeply offended if the tables were turned.

It’ll be Arkansas. Close enough to Texas and with a history of hiring scumbags.

Wow, it is embarrassing when the prospect of a few thousand people not being counted in the ratings is thought to be important.

Tony LaRussa kind of looks like a snake in this picture. Which makes sense. When he was with the Cardinals, he kinda looked like an asshole.

Go home Tony, you’re drunk.

My guess is that Wright actually said it was lapse in judgment and the Post is just shitting the bed here.

Mascot’s generally don’t talk. It ruins the illusion.

I like your handle.