This joke. This joke is very bad. It’s just very, very bad. You should stop telling this joke immediately.

Penn State is doing their best to validate the reduction in their bowl and scholarship sanctions. This is an institution that has learned its lesson.

This joke would have been funnier if the game were in Toronto. Wait, no, it really wouldn’t.

Interesting indeed that he is getting this treatment as he is the 18th best hitter this year. Even last year his wRC+ of 197, while the best non-Bonds season in almost 20 years, was not close to second peak Bonds.

I'm sure the USC fans will come up with some clever ways of making fun of him. Or just call him a faggot. One or the other.

My vote would be to put one team on Mars and another on the Sun. Or be more reasonable and just put two teams on the Moon.

You have to consider the possibility of something being played ironically.

The piano. It’s what Frasier Crane played.

The recorder.

This is bad, right? We’ve stopped celebrating stupidity after seeing where it *cough* Trump *cough* gets us?

Nerdy Buzz

What is that in pesos?

See, even the fans know that the refs don’t call shit at the end of the game.

So all of these guys get away with this but I get fired? Anyone want to take a guess as to why?

Tennessee is a bit of a weird one because not only do Alabama and Florida not consider them to be their biggest rival, there are actually two other teams that arguably do, Vanderbilt and maybe Kentucky.

The Uber advice is fucking terrible. Keep riding for free. If the drivers are not getting paid, they’d have complained by now. If Uber finds out they will just fix the glitch. They are a eleventy billion dollar corporation.

The last time an attractive young lady went to meet a creepy dude with a bad haircut in Wisconsin, it resulted in a wonderful Netflix documentary.

I’m positive Magic could aid the Lakers in getting better.

He said wood. *Beavis laugh*

I like it with chili. But I think pretty much anything is good with chili.