Fredi is dumb and these quotes are dumb, but your hot take is riddled with errors that are quite frankly just as dumb.

The numbers against he opposing pitcher are also worthless. I think you can start and stop with the fact that Frenchy sucks balls.

It was probably the right decision, but not at all for the reason stated. Most starting pitchers start to become very ineffective the third time through the batting order and even worse the fourth time through. The idea that a mediocre starting pitcher (or a bad one depending on how you view Chacin) would continue to…

I don’t know why you have “Keown” crossed out instead of “a professional journalist”???

I think the problem is that it tacitly approves of the Braves name, which of course is a desecration to the lives lost on the trail of tears, while being a terrible dad joke. You see, when making a terrible dad joke, there can’t be a tacit approval of another thing that is inappropriate. Because this joke is actually…

I guess wrong the first time, but I got it right the second time.

That’s what the Russians thought about Alaska.

Is the proper response when someone tells you a pregnancy was an accident to ask if they are going to get an abortion?

I heard that Harden felt so bad that he swore he’d never do it again. And as a man of his word he has not played defense since.

As is required by the unwritten rules, the Cardinals still hit Freddie Freeman in the face in the next inning as retaliation for throwing behind their hitter.

Or, if you’ve had enough beers, you can just wear it.

Chicken fingers are decently common, and are great. They generally come with fries and easily feed two people, while being among the easiest foods to eat while sitting down without staining your clothes.

Looks like something momma would chase off the porch with a broom. I’m of course referring to Addison Russell.

A bat is totally different than a ball.

I may be eviscerated for this, but if this is some sort of brawl that has many active participants, is this really something that comes close to comparing to a Hardy/Rice type incident? Marshall did not know this person. This was in no way a case of domestic violence. This was a brawl where apparently Marshall’s wife…

I’m obviously polling a small sample size of a few relatives, but I’d be interested to see how many of the “proud rednecks” are really just tourists to the low-income white community. The Duck Dynasty guys, for example, are frauds. The only minority group I can think of that includes a number of people that play up…

I could see it turning out that West had some prior relationship with one or more of these people or something else transpired beforehand, but I have a hard time believing that the thefts are actually some sort of ruse to scam the hotel.

But wouldn’t those people still be thinking “Bomani is talking about other people, not me.” While the actual racists would just be thinking “Black man bad” without actually having looked at the shirt.

I think you’re right for middle class or above white people. Poor white people can definitely be offended by insults like Poor White Trash for example. A lot of my older relatives grew up very poor (and are not anymore) and they are very offended by those types of terms.

I think if the Braves tried to get their fans to stop doing the chop, it would have the reverse effect. It would be like when the Phillies tried to get their fans to stop getting drunk and beating their wives. Just kidding, the Phillies don’t care if their fans beat their wives.