“Republican Patriots” made me laugh. 

If I were her I’d have my press person not pass on any stories about him. And make some shady statement about how I never read American tabloids.

Every time Tebow has an impure thought, he adds a punctuation mark as penance. 

What in the over-punctuated hell is the name “Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters?”

>>> and listed addresses for some of those signatures that weren’t homes.

Fuck off elon musk.

Yes, I’m shocked, shocked, that such an entitled little shit is making contributions to the party of Satan.

If someone has killed multiple babies due to their addictions, whether you find them sympathetic or not, they don’t deserve and are not capable of living in free society.

Could a Suburban be a truck?

I don’t care, do u

This has to be more nuanced than that other version of her story...

She spent the bulk of her youth (ages 5 - 19) in the French court as a bride-in-waiting to the Dauphin. She most certainly would have spoken with a French accent. Your other points are likely correct, but I’d like to add that Mary was not the intellectual equal to QE and was not interested in minutia of governing. Not…

And there was the whole “Driving the merchants and moneychangers out of the temple” thing.

The bastard orphan son of a whore and an Scotsman dropped in a forgotten spot in the Caribbean!

“Farmers have done poorly for 15 years. Other countries’ trade barriers and tariffs have been destroying their businesses. I will open things up, better than ever before, but it can’t go too quickly. I am fighting for a level playing field for our farmers, and will win!”

YOU GUESSED IT, FRANK STALLONE

Al Capone and the remnants of Geraldo Riveras career.

Just bring a cat and it’s all good.

I can’t believe nobody’s made the obligatory Stargate reference yet.

God, I love that movie.