I know I’m going to get ravaged, but I actually think Krispy Kreme is an inferior donut, with superior glaze. The glaze is good, but the actual donut part is like wonder bread. I also don’t really care for them hot. They’re ok hot, I guess, but I don’t find it to be the rhapsodic experience so many others seem to. You…

My boss calls Macaroni Grill the Italian Denny’s. 

Words that slip out are words you want to say but know shouldn’t 

If you don’t have the self control to not say racial slurs while on the job. You should be flipping burgers, not upholding the law.

And remember, lying to the FBI is itself a federal crime, so the purpose of their little “talk” was to catch protesters in a lie and then throw the book at them.

But wait.  I thought it was Antifa infiltrating the protests?  Were Trump and Bill Barr not telling the truth?

most of the people who are armed to the teeth, who insist that they need their arsenal as a bulwark against tyranny, actually favor the idea of the government calling in troops to brutalize people calling for equal rights for black and brown people.

And who knew you could just dismiss inspectors general whenever you suspect they might provide real oversight?

Damn it, two comedy legends in the same week. That fucking sucks.

Wonder how many Becky Smiths have been called out for inappropriately filing for unemployment...

Those life story bits on recipes aren’t there to improve my enjoyment of the food. They are there to distract me while the 200 affiliate links and 200 pictures load.

Honestly, that’s what scares me. Watching NC go from bluish purple to red because of that guy was terrifying.

Absolutely this.

This is damning with false praise. I still wish Ben Jealous would have won.

I’ve been genuinely shocked how he’s been handling this whole thing.  He is not at all towing the party line right now.

Or, if you are the governor of Maryland, you can say to hell with all this waiting bullshit and get on the phone and secure test kits yourself, and that’s exactly what Gov. Larry Hogan did.

Ole Governor Bighead. If only he’d govern like this to help Baltimore in non-COVID times.

That’s why it was a secret operation. From the article:

He’s far from a perfect governor, especially when it comes to Baltimore City. But damn, this caper was a hell of a thing. 

Good thing he got them before the feds confiscated them.