Sometimes I don’t want to carry my whole bottle of ritalin around (because it’d be a juicy theft target, and I don’t want to risk losing my whole supply until the next month; also I lose track and forget how many I’ve taken that day so it’s better just to carry the day’s supply), so I bring the prescription label that…

wypipo don’t think of Jews as white.

And as a Jew, Bernie’s not even white to at least a third of Trump voters. I know, I know, it’s not supposed to make sense.

If you couldn’t bring yourself to vote for Hilary, whatever, but if you were going to vote for Bernie and ended up voting for Trump ? What were you even voting for, in that case ?

Ah but you had to know this was coming: The closest star to us is the sun, so yes, we’ve known for awhile now that it has an elaborate planetary system around it.

or asked them why they kiss their dogs in the mouth

Election primaries are not controlled by the government. They are determined by the parties, which means that Clinton had control over every contest she competed with Sanders. It’s like playing a basketball game with your mom and dad as the referees.

She’s white? I guess she could have a white parent, but...

Right? Called Clinton an aristocrat yet voted for Trump, the man who further the wealth that was given to him by defrauding those who did work for him.

Seriously. “Before you give your observations, don’t give me your observations, just listen to mine.”

“And before you reply some angry and race-based argument about how bad being black is in America and how oppressed you are, please save it.”

Im a bernie or bust voter that voted for trump cause i hated hillary and wanted an end to globalization.

Racism is not a one way street

fun fact: both Yum Brands (which owns Pizza Hut) and Papa John’s have their corporate HQs in Louisville KY, where Papa John’s sponsors the football stadium and Yum sponsors the basketball stadium. my guess is that Pizza Hut got into this just to take a personal shot at a local rival. which is entirely consistent with…

I can’t even tell if this is a joke or not.

I always thought eating Papa John’s resulted in a race OUT the bottom.

Fox News has already deemed this “The War on Crustmas”

17 thousand people liked a frozen pizza companies tweet.

It’s here, I’ve finally found it, the wrongest opinion ever shared.