Maybe they should makes some rules about people tweeting from the White House.

Missouri is due for an earthquake. Maybe a massive fish die-off and red algae bloom in the Missouri River as well.

I’m fairly certain that the birds falling from the skies is right up there with the sun turning as black as sack cloth and the mood as red as blood as a signal of the Apocalypse.

It will be the classiest inauguration America has ever had. Nothing Trump does could be considered crass because he’s the most humble person who has ever run for president. Just ask him.

I love the Rockettes, but they belong on the stage at the Music Hall. This just seems cheesy and crass.

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

The word ‘elite’ is like a slur to these people. Most fascist/totalitarian regimes begin with an attack on the academics.

Scientists are stupid because they did good in school and read a lot!

No one cares what some elite scientist has to say! <— Donald Trump, probably

Yeah but although these people are lots of bad things, they are definitely not “feckless”. They have incredible strength of character. It takes insane dedication and determination to bring a doomed case before the Supreme Court. Their initiative is way way too strong, that’s the problem. If anything, they are feckful.…

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Yeah, it’s why I hate it when people say “oh, the republicans won’t do X, Y, or Z to the democrats, bc they’ll know that if the balance of power shifts it’ll be them getting the short end of the stick from those same unfair rules.”

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”- President Lyndon B. Johnson

what’s racist, I’m just pointing out that white culture encourages criminal behavior

Shit, I might have to call out of work tomorrow, I think I’m coming down with a bad case of Affluenza and I never did get my Affluenza shot ‘cause I heard it gives you Autism.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.