So, liberal men are all gay, and liberal women are all ugly, but Joe Scarborough pretended to be liberal to have sex with hot, blonde, Mika Brzezinski, who, according to the transitive property of hot blondeness, cannot be liberal ?

LeBron James is actually closer to being the LeBron James of rap than Ja-Rule is.

Yes, but the plants will be very racist.

Genius....

I don't see this as particularly surprising, a lot of cab drivers hate Uber, he's just getting a head start.

STOP IT, YOU’RE GIVING ME FUCKING COLD SWEATS, YOU FUCKERS !!

Ssometimes I wonder why some of these guys don’t stunt, they know there’s nothing they could do to lose GOP votes. If I was Kavanaugh I’d go into the hearing with a crazy wig on, or in a Darth Vader mask or something.

A lot of people know about Godwins law, but few know the addendum;

The weaker Florence gets, the less damage and disruption it will inflict, and therefore the better outcome of whatever Trump does or claims to do to address it. Therefore, Trump must exaggerate the power and danger of the storm, so he he can make himself look better by claiming that it was because of his response that…

Basically, she murdered her upstairs neighbor because she thought he was too noisy. It’s already apparent she won’t take the full weight of her actions, and she might even get off scot-free. Fucking hell.

Now that is some good kinja !

Why should I feel guilty about slavery ?!? I never owned a slave ! It was a hundred years ago, it has nothing to do with today !

Donald ain’t playin’ chess, he ain’t playing checkers, he ain’t even playing tic tac toe.

Won’t someone think of the CHEELDRIN ?!?!

Damn, kind of tough luck for Zim Zam that there isn’t an Olympics for being a piece of shit, he’d be gold medal material.

I’d like to see Sessions respond to this whole debacle by calling a press conference, walking up to the lectern in a blond wig and ill-fitting suit and yelling “NO RETARD !!!! NO RETARD !!! YOU’RE THE RETARD !!!!” and then just leaving. But that’s me, I have particular tastes.

I think The Monarch is the real Rusty Venture, or at any rate Jonas was his biological father, and Rusty is a clone of The Monarch. 

I would like to see Boots Riley and Steve Bannon face to face

I’ve never heard that she was raised as a mormon. I mean, I don’t doubt you, just noting that I’d never heard that, and find/found it surprising, but only momentarily.

Do you think the Texas Trump voter is capable of reading