Uh...John Bolton is the new NSA.

Man, you still have a working bullshit detector ? Mine keeps blowing fuses.

My first thought is that any half-competent attorney would have expected this and moved all incriminating physical and digital files to a different location but then I remembered that this is not a half-competent attorney.

Man, I bet the check stub says “hush money” on the memo line.

I get that the dude’s fragile little ego tends to hang entirely from his ability to perceive himself as the biggest, bestest, winningest winner that ever won a win—but for fuck’s sake, let it fucking go.

Lawrence coined the term “Patmossers” to describe those Christians who could only be happy in paradise if they knew their enemies were suffering in hell.

Holy SHIT the trogs in #1...

I really hope one of these idiots accidentally shoots themselves soon.

I just don’t understand how he can be criminally liable as an accomplice to an act that the same court declared was not criminal, (however wrongly) but there’s a lot I don’t understand, I guess.

Today, Donald Trump announced that, for the second year in a row, he would not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

I guess I must be an outlier. My household goes through 2-3 gallons a week.

History is a funny thing. 75-100 years ago farmers were socialists. The Mid-West, especially the Great Plains was full of socialist messaging and that led to farmer co-ops and pushing for the Rural Electrification Act during FDR’s term. I don’t know all the particulars as to why it changed so much the other direction.

The biggest problem with a quota system? It’s a regressive tax which places it’s greatest burden on the poor.

Every one of these Master Race shitheads looks like they’re in an advance stage of radiation poisoning.

Harris himself deftly avoided answering the question, but only by making a very strange point about how people protested when Booker T. Washington became the first black man to visit the White House but no one is outraged that Obama and Jay-Z are probably friends. Amazing.

As much as I like seeing Hannity lose his mind over Kimmel’s comments, I’d much rather see Hannity lose his mind because of a self inflicted bullet hole in his temple.

One can’t take you to Saigon. It’s called Ho Chi Minh City now.

The pho I had in Richmond was amazing.

What exactly is the business model of a cupcake place that only has 20 cupcakes?

If Trump was the take no bullshit asskicker he’s always claiming to be,