What if ... what if they know that? And they’re counting on the prospect of getting gunned down in school - either by a teacher or a madman - turning on the cortisol in young kids, cultivating that fear and in turn ensuring generations of terrified, conservative-leaning voters for generations to come?

I work with a couple of guys from the UK pretty often, and every time I see them I think “Man, what must it be like for you to be in this country right now ? Because if I was from the U.K., and I was living in the U.S.A. right now, I would be freaking the fuck out !”

Maybe Trump will take her over his knee and spank her with a copy of Forbes.

But will they be able to defeat the defeats?

I never get tired of seeing Nazis getting punched, but seeing that practically empty auditorium is somewhat heartening, which is as close as I can get to “inspired and hopeful” these days.

I never want us to recover, in terms of foreign policy influence. The best hope for humanity is the end of American hegemony.

That guy has my dream job, removing Trump’s name from things.

You can tell a lot about a person from the things he chooses to lie about.

It’s fundamental. Because SELFISH PEOPLE CAN’T FUCK. Ungenerous people are terrible in bed. If you’re conservative, and you put that in your dating profile, you’re announcing to the world “Fuck You, I Got Mine”— which makes people not want to fuck you. Even people who aren’t consciously aware of this rule will avoid…

I will tell you one thing though. If a civilian were armed with an AR-15 and started firing onto the WH or even the capitol building, how quickly do you think there would be gun restrictions on assault rifles?

Why are needle exchanges always pushed as a solution? I find it weird. “Ok we are going to give you the tools you need to use the drugs to get high, but get help ok?” Like how does that make sense? I get the part about clean needles. But other than that its almost an enabler. Its like having a program for multiple…

I’M THE HITCHER !

Oh, I’m not suggesting for a minute that Zinke isn’t evil, or even that he’s any less evil, just that it’s hard to keep track when every day brings five or six new outrages, if one of these jokers manages to stay out of the headlines for a few days, it can start to get foggy.

At the end of the day, I think we’d need to go like 7 or 8 deep into the replacement list to find one that isn’t fucking Satan.

Like the Parkland girl who tweeted “We should change the names of AR-15s to ‘Marco Rubio’ because they are so easy to buy.”

Of course none of it means anything, but they made a monster, and it’s pretty sweet and fun to see them get a taste of that once in awhile.

Well, these are Moonies so that explains a lot.

She’s like 30 now and still hasn’t learned how to walk or talk. She is a Republican!

Getting fucked by a man. Specifically GETTING fucked, not doing the fucking himself.

There is always that remote possibility that he strangles a puppy on live tv.