What the hell is the difference supposed to be between a p’zone and a calzone ?

Nah man, it’s happening. It’s subtle (by the standards of what passes for subtlety in modern American politics) and it’s devious, but it’s going on.

The second civil war is happening right now, and America is losing this time.

the problem with shitting in a big mac is who can tell the difference?

He was certainly a bullshit specialist.

Yes, maybe, or maybe to be remembered.

Not that this isn’t good news, but these 2 guys, while perhaps particularly egregious examples, are just two guys. Trump has successfully appointed around twenty judges, has somewhere around 40 pending, and might appoint or attempt to appoint over 100 before his term is over if he serves the full four, including…

Hey, does anyone know what time “Discount Gauge and Meter Warehouse” closes ?

but tell people who disagree with you. To “kill themselves” hurts your argument

This is what is wrong with the police. The damn union is more worried about Kap visiting inmates and helping them with training after they get out and providing suits for them to go on job interviews than actually trying to improve relations between them and citizens.

Omarosa is alleged to have acted very vulgar

This is obviously the voter fraud Trump is worried about. Under the new voting laws, Trump will be required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance backwards while shooting sparklers out his ass, provide three forms of ID including a long form birth certificate that is not from Hawaii, and submit a valid semen sample…

Haha, oh wow, that is some next level shit there ! I wonder if they just came up with this after the election, or this narrative has been their contingency plan for weeks now ? This is so outlandish I’m barely even mad, comparatively speaking. There are some truly bizarre sights to see, here in the waning light of our…

Hey guys, does it seem like this vessel’s sitting kind of low in the water ? Does anybody else hear that rushing sound ?

You know, one thing I didn’t realize until a long time after I watched the video, is one particular little extra way that Crockett fucked up here, and let a little more go than he probably meant to. When he uses the example of Trump swearing on the Bible, that’s sort of an implicit admission that the evangelical…

There’s being ignorant, and then there’s being evil, but godDAMN, what a fucking dumbfuck ! I shudder to know that there are yet bigger dumbfucks than even this guy out there, since there are apparently people who are big enough dumbfucks to have voted for this dumbfuck. That is, if it actually happened that he was…

I was seriously disturbed by the lack of actual cats in the story.

What this graph really proves is that anybody who thought Trump would suddenly start acting presidential once he took office is wrong in any and every sense of the word.

The pause is amazing. And I love his eventual response is well Trump used a Bible...

Hey, at least he’s not a Democrat !