Kudos to whoever wore that terrifying David Spade costume. Yeesh.

I was going to ask the same thing...

To paraphrase the comedian Doug Stanhope: If you lose your job or your admission to college to someone who just moved here and for whom English is a second language, maybe you’re not the master race. Maybe you are just stupid, lazy, and looking for an excuse.

For about a half a second, I thought your post was just racist or islamaphobic, like I thought the point you were making was that you were pissed that Muhammad Ali was “allowed” to light the Olympic flame. Then I saw the big impact text and I was like “Oh. I get it, I get jokes !”

When I was a kid, I thought their generation was filled with smart people and great role models. Now I hate a lot of them and hope to never become them when I get to their age.

I would literally rather die than be trapped on one of these planes. Or maybe not die, but I’d definitely rather take a bus.

Already, the terms nazi and white supremacist are losing their impact.

If I were to run for president in 2028 (the first year I’d legally be eligible to run) as a candidate in a major party, and run solely on the platform of “I will declassify every alien-related, or area 51-related document available to me,” how do you think I’d fare?

I mean it would be a bit of a stretch to come down on dispensaries in Colorado while claiming to be fighting the war on Oxy. It would take quiet a bit of shameless lying to gloss that one over and, despite what the administration has shown themselves to be capable of, you can only deny reality for so long.

If they do go after legal weed, I’d like to think it’ll spell political suicide for them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this ended up being a sneaky way to go after legal marijuana

“When Trump maligns an American judge of Mexican heritage; defends neo-Nazis; attacks two Gold Star families, one Muslim and one black; or views Puerto Rico’s population as being too lazy to help themselves after a hurricane, we must avoid seeing these as distinct incidents.

I like how he uses a racist slur on, and then immediately uses the term “racist” to insult Don Lemon, while still describing himself as a “racist” in a boastful tone. This country is fucked up, man.

Could be playing the long con, trying to make the Parks too expensive as a way to drive down attendance and manufacture an excuse to dismantle them,

Well, it’s like they always say, History is written by the Morons.

He keeps trying to sit with us! Why does he try to sit with us?

Oh and Dame Judy Dench is there.

I’d rather light myself on fire before I’d live in the US

Respondents elaborated; “Why do they get to say it and we can’t?”

“God is jealous of my success, fuck that hater”