This just seems cheesy and crass.

Tucker Carlson, you’re a piece of shit. I know you probably aren’t reading this, but I had to type it out just in case you and your kids are ever on the same flight as me (if anyone has ever had the misfortune of fucking you and bearing your children)

Their initiative is way way too strong, that’s the problem. If anything, they are feckful. Overfeckful? Totally Fecked?

Ugh, this lot is making America a little too great if you ask me.

It’s because hyperdrive engines have to be plotted in 7 dimensions.

If men could get pregnant, you’d be able to get an abortion from a vending machine.

Nixon was evil but he wasn’t ignorant.
W was ignorant but he wasn’t evil.
The incoming combo is #unpresidented

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

Yeah, of course that’s the point, it’s just a lot less funny when you get didactic about it.

Yeah, I mean for people with a family history of Affluenza, they seem to me to act like every day broke-ass trash.

What is the legislature getting so worked up about? It’s just a little locker room talk.

I dunno, I’m on like my 3rd or 4th lifetime Murph.

Yeah right, like I’m going to do squats in pushup shoes.

That’s great to know, I’m going to look them up and maybe make a donation.

as a resident of a close-ish state with a 24 week limitation (illinois), I’d be open to opening my home to any woman who chooses to have an abortion for any reason in Ohio

Say what you will about President Comancho, he DID care about trying to fix the problems in his country...

Ugh, I suddenly feel significantly less jokey.

Everything is meta to you liberals !

Also sarcasm/irony detector.

So you’re saying when we bomb Iran it will also fix climate change ? Man, there’s no downside, what could go wrong ? Thank God for Donald Trump !! MAGA !!