That’s actually how he describes Ivanka.

Hottest of Taeks: Don Junior is a fucking moron.

In happy Ariana news, she is about to become the first honorary citizen of Manchester for her fundraising and emotional support to victims and families after the attack. (So fuck off, Caicedo Lopez)

Yeah, I also think Jen’s behind this and I love it.

*cringes forever*

I hope Jennifer Garner finds happiness with someone who is completely unlike her ex-husband.

I think Seacrest handled that well.

Trump tarnished the name of American Democracy the moment he took office.

Do you seriously expect 45's supporters to be able to answer that? Or even understand the question?

When when WHEN will this pack of hyenas be arrested and dragged down the front steps of the White House in chains???? I need this, universe.

K, can we please impeach Trump, now? How bout now? Now? Right now?

But HIS E-mail.

LET ME GUESS YOUR RACE

No thanks. I have my own not exactly hot, really more lukewarm felon at home. ;)

Same. And afterwards tell no one. Not even my cat.

Well, yeah, if you’re released and not on parole, why shouldn’t be be allowed to travel? I am not sure if he is on parole or outright released.

mmmmreally, shawtie?

Just because he’s attractive(he looks like a successful spawn born of two Abercrombie models mating) doesn’t make him not a felon. I’d still probably do him or at least blow him.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!