1. I thought Taylor was just Billie’s gay bestie?!? But, as atworkspoonandcherry has already noted, women date their fathers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So, when attractive, famous people break up after 6-ish months, isn’t it more like “we’re done fucking each other and want to fuck other attractive people, now”?

Wow 69 years I didn’t know that part. That marriage must have been through everything imaginable. She deserves a headstone made of platinum... Or maybe vibranium.

I don’t think it was a contract. I think they were genuinely friends playing along with the relationship thing.

I just want Billie Lourd to be happy.

Ok, so Andrew is a poser. But what does that make James Franco, who not only knows a lot of Queer history but who has gone far beyond “the easily digested parts of gay culture” and has actually been at a gay orgy (it’s on film somewhere) and had what sure looked like gay sex on camera (and he was surprisingly good at…

The general public’s cognitive dissonance over the NRA is staggering. The fact that not only was there no meaningful discussion or reform after 20 children were shot to actual pieces means nothing will change in our lifetime.

As someone who is pretty fucking pissed at my boss and have been for a while (although not for anything nearly as shitty was what Dr. Luke did to Kesha, more ongoing low-key misogynistic bullshit and incompetence), I think I just found a new summer anthem.

Talk amongst yourselves; I’m a little verklempt

You’ll burn in hell for this.

In my mind, I heard you and laughed.

I just said “pee pee tape” out loud in a Russian accent to my empty apartment/sleeping cat.

Bernie did the same shit. “It’s on my website.”

When you wake up and say hi to your boyfriend and his first response is “we are headed for a war with North Korea because of this asshole” I worry. He is not an alarmist.

Even the Halloween-mask version of Trudeau is... it’s not bad.

I laughed.

Track record of competence? Since when did that matter? If you’re a white dude, you don’t need it. If you’re not a white dude, it doesn’t matter if you have it.

Not weird, infuriating.

You wouldn’t even have to do that to know it.

Winter Soldier does not approve.