You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Isn’t forcing someone to have a child they don’t want a lot more like slavery?

We need this in America.

And to give men a scapegoat, as well as a sense of power and entitlement. Now, if a woman is out after 8pm, it’s even MORE her fault, not his.

Because the university isn’t concerned about rape. It’s concerned about rapes on campus (which would require some university accountability) and more importantly, its reputation and money. Hence, the parental bullshit. They’ll just have to go off campus to do their business.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Am I the only one who thinks Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In” movement (or whatever you want to call it) is a complete crock of bullshit?

Meh. You’re watching student athletes (many of whom are minorities) pummel each other on a field without getting paid for it while up in the box the University big whigs watch and get P-A-I-D via ticket sales and licensing deals. So... just go to college football games?

Here’s a solution for that problem. Open up a museum and put all those flags in it along with the rest of the Civil War paraphernalia. And like all good museums, don’t give opinions just facts. It should neither glorify or demonize but just give the facts of what happen and why it happen. And when someone says they…

Before people pile on the kites for being in the clouds, remember that the vast majority of anti-vaxxers are educated West Coasters who are ostensibly liberal.

Unfortunately, native Americans just aren’t glamorous enough for Jezebel. There’s no native American equivalent of Beyonce or Rihanna, so they’re not interested.

I guess for the purposes of what I was saying, the best term would have been simply non-white. I certainly didn’t mean to exclude Native women from my original comment.

If only, good god. White is a part of it, young is a part of it, thin, able bodied is another part of it, willing to suck cock for jobs is another part of it, large breasts and other surgical enhancements is a part of it...this is a very, very small percentage of women, the most sexually desirable who know it and are…

So, a garbage collector with no skills, should make the same amount of money as a surgeon or a nuclear physicist? Wow, what’s the incentive of studying hard for many years if you can make the same amount of money by waiting tables or picking up garbage?

I mean, speaking in my official capacity as A Jew this is some truly Grade-B bananas racist logic, but that misspelling really adds an extra dimension of hilarity.

As a fucking kite myself, I approve this decision.

How about some love for Deborah Sampson? Spent her childhood as an indentured servant after her mother was widowed and couldn’t afford to keep 7 kids in the house. At 20, she enlisted in the Continental Army, disguised as a man to fight in the Revolutionary War. Served as a scout throughout the Revolution and was at…

I vote Mary Ludwig Hayes McCauley AKA Molly Pitcher. Ideally with some version of this picture.

That is some depressing shit.

How dare you not recognize that people who add more children to an already overpopulated planet are making the greatest sacrifice one can make and therefore are entitled to do whatever they damn well please with their children regardless of how many other people it affects?