Don’t forget the original guy was asking for advice in a Jalop “Please Give Some Advice” article. FutureDoc is not shitting on anyone — FD is giving the correct opinion. If FD is walking up to someone at a family reunion or in a Target parking lot and telling them they were idiots for buying a CUV, then he’s…

My wife was tired of driving a ‘big ole minivan’ around with just her in it most of the time. So she replaced it with a Pathfinder.

Nope. They’re great cars for most purposes.

When someone makes a bad choice for a dumb reason, it’s okay to let them know about it.

When we had our second kid we traded in our Accord for a minivan, and the footprint in the garage was maybe a couple of inches longer at most. There’s no way they take up meaningfully more space than most of the alternatives that people look at.

No, the OP “no minivans” NEEDS to be dunked on, excessively at this stage. The person defending “its their choice” isn’t wrong when discussing AFTER the purchase... (sleep in the bed you made). Anytime someone buys a car, even idiotic, I always say “great choice” because at that time, they will only learn from…

agree totally!!

The problem is that this kind of stupid shit ends up affecting all of us

Stop shitting on people for buying SUVs because they’re shitting on minivans?  Politely decline, thanks.

i love this unapologetic take.  take your star.

Go load a carseat and keep a 3-7yo kid buckled in a 3rd row “Not a minivan” crossover. Holy heck. I have a easier time in a 2+2 with two car seats because I can reach the seats from the front. You can’t do that in you HOA assault “not a minivan” vehicle. You are going to have to crawl back there to buckle/unbuckle and…

Dude asked for an opinion and the Church of Jalop answered. You got it wrong, the majority likes SUVs, they don’t like crossovers =)

We have no kids — just dogs — and are on our fourth minivan. No rear seats, just dog crates and storage.

I own a pair and they are exclusively for walking out of the tent in the middle of the night to water a bush and back into the tent. This is a good use of crocs. Daily ware in public, not so much. 

Woof, these are entirely different magnitudes of dumb. You could talk me into NASCAR themed crocs being sort of ironically funny, but anyone spending their money on that Ferrari stuff is an exponentially bigger tool.

I’ve never owned crocs and don’t particularly care for NASCAR. But I like these

As if they really needed to put an American flag on it. Those mods are as American as gun show in a school parking lot. 

Can we just start calling these Texas Donks and be done with it? It is basically a donk with those hideous wheels. The only difference is that the Toyota needs a much better paint job to be a desirable done.

Here we view this thing in its natural habitat:

No. there are terrible ideas in concepting.