Probably taking Hamilton's success after leaving McLaren for Mercedes as inspiration. I seem to remember everyone's reaction was similar in the "why the fuck would he go to that miserable team?" sort of way.

Countach! Simply because... well... how is she going to lean like this on a Miura?

"I like it!"

This gap... The first thing that must change. You could bring the panel down lower and get some curvature around the tire as with the front.

The reason for the 100K mile fear is... American cars made in the 1970's and 1980's.

I wanted you to flip a U and chase down the BAC Mono.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

The name on the boat, according to the photos, is "no name". Win.

Boom

Me and my white pants with no socks and boat shoes approve.

I can't even... what?

I really want to believe this, but my BS meter is pegged right now.

Those block off plates are removable for "track use". The designed intention is to protect the cooling elements on the street while being a place holder for the would-be fog lights, then open them up for the track for added cooling.

Just don't park on the street in Santa Monica and you'll be ok most of the time. As long as you can afford the occasional ticket, leave it off.

Traction control: nope

Every track day I've done, there's some asshat like this with a ton o' horsepower and no ability. You spend half the track up his ass while he hogs the line, then on the straights he takes off. This is the prime example of what not to do on a track day.

I don't imagine the South Park crew will be too happy with this.

That was just... yeah, you can't even be mad about that. It was damn funny.

Everything has a price.