AGH! I’m right there with you! My old ass turntable will not play nice with my new age gear and it’s not fair!!!!

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

That’s on her parents, giving her a ridiculous name like that.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

He went to my high school and left after the first semester because he didn’t make varsity as a Freshman. We were all like “What douche..let him go.” He ended up beating us in the state finals his senior year and now he plays for the Oilers. He certainly showed us.

As a guy that’s been in a sling for 4 weeks after shoulder surgery, that inexperienced girl is becoming quite experienced.

Nah, that’s “The Inexperienced Girl.”

Yeah, my lady won’t eat leftovers. She’s pretty much anti anything twice in a row.

Yup.

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.

“There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said.

I feel your pain. We usually just use the leftovers for lunch for the next day or 2... that may work with your wife.

if you have driven one, (I own a 97 5spd) and have heard the subtle baritone of the vq30de at about 2700-3200 in 2nd and 3rd speed at 3/4 throttle after the car is warmed up on a 65 degree f. day, then you will know what I mean.

Dem rally lights :)

Classic with a central-Euro twist that’s going to potter around the beaches of Long Island on weekends?

Student loan payments are a curse. I started working at 12 and saved every cent I could to pay for school. Went to a great school and graduated with $6K in debt as an engineer. Paid it off in 6 months. Lived like shit for 6 years to do it working full time but it has been the best financial move I have ever made. I…

This is not directed at you, but why are all the convos about “paying cash for cars” yet you don’t see that as much for college? Student loan debt is far more crippling than auto loan debt. But you don’t see people on the internet get on their high horse and be like - “If you have to take a loan out for that school…

What it means is your variable-rate student loan payments will be going up, so you shouldn’t be making said car purchase.