From the opposite end of the spectrum I can always tell when there is diet coke in my alcoholic beverage as opposed to regular coke.

Jesus Christ that Vine is awful

yeah, I pay more in taxes and insurance than P&I for my $400K mortgage. By a lot. It sucks. Oh, and it wouldn’t be as bad if I could lock that in in perpetuity, but it will rise with my assessed value forever.

The rate story that interests me is the impact on affordability.

Uncle Mike, quit bugging me at work.

Did she ask for four Boilermakers?

I’m not sure you understand what “libel” means...

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Holy Fuck, 3% Battery

Probably the biggest output of offense produced by Purdue all season.

“I gotta think of my family—wait, what was I just thinking about?”

Agreed — I mean, the horrific part of all this is that we’re all basically agreeing that he’s better off getting his next inevitable concussion at the pro level than the college one.

Right. The simple truth is he’ll do much better at the combine and the interviews (and life) if he can see straight.

Eleventy.

You actually were right. The article quotes D-coordinator Mike Stoops, who makes $900k. Head coach Bob Stoops, not quoted, makes $5.25m.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

“Why, is it incapacitated by drunkenness?”

I’m glad you mentioned girls in a small town instead of just your dad in a trailer for a “get laid” bet.

Um, Diana, we don’t do apologies either.