Oh. I’ve been doing it wrong.

Am I fucked up for kinda wanting to try them?

It’s the sugar-free ones that get you.

We blurred out the kid’s face and name

It’s a very clean desk and nice looking but... what are the pictures on the wall uneven and why is that one picture on the desk just leaning up against the wall like that. It also looks like in the 2nd photos that this leaning photo has moved a bit. Seems to be oddly placed. Anyway nice and clean desk other than the…

For a post-barf, post 2x fights mugshot, tackled by police 2x...you can’t convince me that is a bad pic.

was there complimentary bronzer in the back of the paddy wagon?

90% of the time, I’m trying to turn down the volume. When is brightness the first thing you see! It’s so freakin annoying.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

I’m getting the shakes. And I’m getting the fries!

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Heaven, of course, being the name of a shitty Apartment complex in Tampa.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

The hierarchy is easy - gmail for real email, hotmail for email I want to know about but don’t want cluttering up my actual email, and yahoo for all those stupid sites that needless require an email address to read that one forum post that doesn’t actually address the problem you were having in the first place once…

I would like to know where Josh Pauls stands on taking a knee during the national anthem.

No, I don’t have a dog, yes I have a 1 year old, and yes I clicked here to see if I could use it for her...babies are just hairless puppies anyway...

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Monfils later proved the old saying correct by losing two arguments to the clock.

Sharp lines...

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.