There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

had an overseas stint in the Polish American Football League

These are handy and great while they’re working... until a few years later, when the weight eventually brings down the item you were mounting, and a chunk of the wall with it. I consider these “temporary use only.”

These are handy and great while they’re working... until a few years later, when the weight eventually brings down…

Harris is just trying to get the kids to stop playing soccer. You know where helicopters don’t land? Hockey arenas. Play hockey, kids, not soccer.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

Starting the day off with a Macklemore song seems like a good way to end up murdering a bunch of people.

I would say that the drawbacks are:

I’m new to the process, so please correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the buyer have the right to choose the inspector?

I got my house with an FHA loan. Pretty much had to fall under salary requirements, first time home buyer, and the house has to be move in ready. No major repair needed. I could put down around 5% and now I pay the Mortgage Insurance. I plan on paying the balance down to 80% and then refinance to try and get rid of…

I got an FHA loan back in August of 2012. I knew what I could afford for a house, but it just wasn’t feasible at the time. The FHA loan made it possible to get a house that I could afford in a nice neighborhood. Now I’ve got a much better job and I’m working on paying off enough of the current loan plus saving up some…

I have the cheapest model and the sound it makes to wake you up is awful. It’s a loud blood curdling beep. Invest in on one of the more expensive ones that let you turn the sound off.

I have the cheapest model and the sound it makes to wake you up is awful. It’s a loud blood curdling beep. Invest in…

You bought the fanciest model but aren’t bothered that it doesn’t work properly? Can I borrow that credit card?

You bought the fanciest model but aren’t bothered that it doesn’t work properly? Can I borrow that credit card?

It’s something I read here on Lifehacker, actually: http://lifehacker.com/5662132/youve-…

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been pissed at myself after wasting half an hour on the snooze button, I could buy a fast-food lunch at least once a year. Yet I keep doing it. Thanks for the reminder.

Yes, I used to work in public practice accounting firms where overtime is not paid. It’s quite the norm in public practice accounting and sucks balls. My wife (also an accountant) has also done the same. This frequently arises due to some senior manager or partner either trying to low ball a competing firm’s quote or…

I thought for sure that when the Ouija board didn’t make an appearance in the first house story that it would have randomly appeared somewhere in the second house.

Sour Shoes doing Mike Francesa/Mad Dog/Scott Ferrall kicks the daylights out of this.

Between that inbox and that battery level.... How do you live with yourself!?

Oh, I was just watching you fill up the hot water dispenser at work.

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.