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Just for funsies I did the math. It’s 199 miles from Mechanicsburg to Pittsburgh. He’d have at average 298.5 MPH to pull off the trip in 40 minutes. Wheeling and Morgantown in WV are further, and even getting to them from Pittsburgh in 30 minutes is pushing it (60 and 75 miles from Pittsburgh respectively, so

Lies. This is my favorite shower head:

Lies. This is my favorite shower head:

Lowe’s shoppers can open aMyLowe’s account which helps make criminal investigations easier, tracks in-store purchases of handy items like chain saws and dropcloths, and remind you to buy things like lime and trash bags.

A buddy of mine once gave me a tip that sometimes a woman who makes eye contact more than once is just checking to see if that creeper at the bar is still making eyes at her.

ran into this yesterday myself with the random eye contact. need to check missed connections for “dude sweating like a motherfucker and having the bubble guts cause he’s not completely used to bullnox preworkout yet” but no such luck

Here’s something that drives me crazy: labeling a product like this

30% MORE!!!!*

The unit price is definitely one of the best ways to figure out whether a deal is any good or not. The downside is not all places offer unit pricing (for example, grocery stores may put that on cereal, but coffee shops almost certainly won’t).

For what it’s worth, I have a Motorola surfboard combined with an Apple Airport Extreme. I used this combination to replace the Comcast all-in-one which dropped connections and needed to be reset several times a day. Since I made the switch, it hasn’t had to be reset a single time, literally.

For what it’s worth, I have a Motorola surfboard combined with an Apple Airport Extreme. I used this combination to

I would add cheese to that list. But it didn’t start out that way.

Idk about undershirts, but I have had decent luck with just plain cheap t-shirts from JCPenny’s “Foundry” line. (As in they dont instantaneously shrink after a wash or two).

Well, it may be a loss for the Panthers and Cam, but everyone knows it means absolute zero to Kelvin.

the balls... they trade places with each other. not supposed to do that. left shark always should be left shark

With 0 Kelvins, Carolina’s offense is gonna go cold.

It’s such a shame, the guy was riding super high on a stellar rookie season, and then due to some fluke he’s likely out for a significant chunk of this season, if not all of it. It’s crazy how quickly you can go from hero to absolute zero.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

LOL.. I don’t unbutton mine. i just pull ‘em over.

KitchenAid® 12” Countertop Oven

KitchenAid® 12” Countertop Oven

Best 501c3 in baseball.

Of course Correia talks a lot of shit. She’s literally bathing in it at home.