That is what we call a “Boston Baptism”.

I find the display of human emotion in a male sport very touching, he may very well be an inspirin’ Hawaiian.
I hope he’s ready for those hot LA summers or else he’ll be the perspirin’ Hawaiian.
I’d also be interested in his thoughts on 9/11, in case he’s a conspirin’ Hawaiian.
Course, if that injury hasn’t healed up, he…

You know that same kicker went on to be one of the best in the country, right?

“Just because there’s a goalie in the net doesn’t mean you can’t score.”

Dave said to me, “I’m a lot more popular then you [NOTE: true], and I have a lot more friends than you [also true], and I’ll kick your fucking ass [NOTE: result conspicuously absent].”

Bababooey.

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

Fuck you.

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