Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

You’re kidding right?  Those protesters boarded ships that didn’t belong to them and destroyed over a million dollars (current money) of property.  How is that not looting?  How can you just handwave away the destruction of the tea that was the whole point of the protest?  Like, literally, the point of the protest was…

fuck yeah man, property over human life, am i right?!

If you’re honestly saying that you just way Star Wars to be a relatively static retelling of the same story until the end of time, that’s cool. But it sounds boring to me, and I don’t think that’s what either of us actually interested in.

The massive overrepresentation of a small group of toxic fans online makes it harder for you to post your ideas and be heard respectfully? Welcome to how women and minorities experience the Internet every day of their lives.

I thought Finnish was descended from ancient Klingon?

Why did neither of them try spinning? That’s a good trick.

Well, I’m not allowed to use butter or oil (court order, long story short, never say, ‘yeah, I can defend myself on this parking ticket”), so you tell me what else I can use?

Or you are wheelchair-bound and don’t have access to an appropriate theater with accessibility options, or you are bed-ridden for other reasons, or you live in BFE where it’s not playing, etc., and wish to be a part of the conversation

This poster fucks. They have the children to prove it.

Got a tradition of showing your kids chastened stories about birds fucking, or something?

I’m sorry your children are raised by someone who cannot find source material on the internet.

Then why not just show them the linked post from the USFWS? Also, this is GMG. If a post DOESN’T contain profanity, it’s unusual.

And people assume I’m  looking at porn when I hide my phone screen in the elevator.  Naw, I’m just reading Gizmodo headlines.

That’s kind of dumb  either tell them to ignore the language or sensor it while reading it TO them  

So let them read the word fuck. It’s your fault if they are unable to handle it properly, most likely from repressing the word instead of explaining it and telling them it’s a bad word for kids to say. If they are old enough to read it then they are old enough to understand it.

OH NO WHAT WILL YOUR CHILDREN DO

Just reading that second paragraph left my cloaca partially engorged.