derekthehenderson
D Henderson
derekthehenderson

This is a bad take. When faced with the options of Facetiming in public for 2 minutes vs. having my wife be mad at me for a year for not buying the proper discount cloche, I will always prioritize my long-term happiness.

You just don’t think it’s creepy because Paul Walker was attractive and looked younger than his age. We have terrible intrinsic biases based on what people look like. If he had been obsessed with plastic surgery or been a creepy looking hairy person, I’m going to bet you wouldn’t feel the same way.

He wasn't dating them. He was raping them.

Half his age would be creepy to begin with, but under eighteen? Fucking no, dude. That's just straight up predatory, and he did it not once, but twice, which screams pattern. 

I’d say that dating people who are within a year of your teenage daughter is remarkably creepy.

not exceptionally creepy

Less than half his age?

but Seinfeld isn’t funny so what would he know

first starbucks, now golf. i wonder what will complete the trifecta of Things White People Like But Will Call Cops On Black People For Also Enjoying

That’s such a fucking random insult. I also bet that that guy unironically loves Orwell and Animal Farm.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is

I am tired of men defining real rape as “the level which I haven’t done to a woman”. The rape definition changes and doesn’t get believed because these men feel guilty as fuck because they knew in their hearts they’ve crossed lines and boundaries. Tarantino sits at home at night and lies to himself he’s not a rapist

I knew what I was getting into, with this job. I never intended to stay as long as I did, but, that’s how the cookie crumbles.

My employer has no sick time for part time employees, refuses to give us full-time benefits, and has a points system for calling in, so if I call in, I get 2 points, (20 and I’m fired) and I lose a day of pay.

Portrait mode should be illegal.

I was a real insufferable music snob in my teens and early 20s. Life became much more enjoyable when I quit investing so much energy into having “correct” opinions about the merits of one type of music over the other.

sorry, sorry, I fixed it.

Haha, well maybe file size was an issue...

The infographic was saved as a jpeg when it should have been png...

its kinda one of those last second details you forget to add before you launch something outside our orbit...dont worry :) they have plans to offer DLC for color sometime later this year