A320 Neo? Whoa.

The Sikorsky Aircraft Corporation is an American aircraft manufacturer based in Stratford, Connecticut.

Trump’s custom black Sikorsky S-76

Bugatti atlantic, to breed elegance,

My Alfa Romeo would drive my CRV. How else would it get anywhere? Can’t fucken move by its own damn self, that’s for goddamn sure.

Slow day huh?

....You were saying?

Suzuki Wagon R

Such a positive attitude!

I like every car. Name ANY car/truck and I could find at least 3 things rad with it

I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like the 993 Turbo S. Enthusiasts love it, and even people who don’t like cars like it.

It’s okay, the IRS isn’t reading this right now.

What this really reveals is that you bought this car, at least in part, for the same reason as everyone else that imports one of these. You want the attention. It’s ok to admit, because it really is a bitchin’ car, and you don’t seem to have super-douche scrawled across your flat-brimmed hat that you aren’t actually…

Tax write-off?

Actually, that sounds like the kind of interaction that I’d like to have with a dealership. If they couldn’t care less about the car, if I get it serviced (on the off chance that I will need to), I won’t have to worry about someone revving up the engine and joyriding.

Not warplane. Self Defense plane.

Enough of this, don’t you guys have any Dignity?

That was quite the

Plot twist: Goes to trial, Jason somehow loses. Dr. Youabian is awarded Torch's Beetle.

Why? Why this when you can have a real car for hardly any more money?