derekklopp
DerekK
derekklopp

the levels of sperm and cocaine residue inside this vehicle must be astronomical. would not pay 12.5 cents to even touch the door handle. crack pipe. found under the passenger seat. this truck is also a crack pipe

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

The clusterfuck of the Korean situation is a intricate one that needs a thoughtful and measured response from a someone skilled in international relations, and that this response might include a military action - but only after careful consideration.

No, my son is also named Bort

Brings us beyond the color coding...

Well ..... bye.

Well, she’ll take the kids anyway so room for one should be plenty.

CAN I FIT 3 KIDS IN THERE? Cause I might need to fit 3 kids in there. And my wife. Or maybe not when she finds out I bought one.

If I was home I’d Photoshop in a 7 Series and put the caption “Day 17. They still don’t know I’m a BMW.”

Optional “Surprise Motherfucker” Package

It will be interesting when the oil money runs out to see what happens to these guys. That is just wasteful.

Do any of them have this special feature?

Aww crap... they’ve been tweeted by a woman. Now they need new ones.

My father in law has had a string of yukons and blames Obama for high gas prices any times it's over $2.50 a gallon. It's his daily commuter.

Who does this

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

Not this time.

I thought you were exaggerating.