the levels of sperm and cocaine residue inside this vehicle must be astronomical. would not pay 12.5 cents to even touch the door handle. crack pipe. found under the passenger seat. this truck is also a crack pipe

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

Well ..... bye.

Well, she’ll take the kids anyway so room for one should be plenty.

CAN I FIT 3 KIDS IN THERE? Cause I might need to fit 3 kids in there. And my wife. Or maybe not when she finds out I bought one.

WHERE IS MY SON, THE PRINCE OF ZAMUNDA.

If I was home I’d Photoshop in a 7 Series and put the caption “Day 17. They still don’t know I’m a BMW.”

Optional “Surprise Motherfucker” Package

It will be interesting when the oil money runs out to see what happens to these guys. That is just wasteful.

Do any of them have this special feature?

Aww crap... they’ve been tweeted by a woman. Now they need new ones.

My father in law has had a string of yukons and blames Obama for high gas prices any times it's over $2.50 a gallon. It's his daily commuter.

Who does this

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

..after very many spins on his own...

I didn’t realize there was a race series just for relatives of Pastor Maldonado. this is awesome!

Jeeves! Bring round my other Ferrari, there’s a good man....

At least they’re on a track, where they can only hurt each other.

Not this time.

I thought you were exaggerating.