Normally I would assume something like this to be fake....

Hey you Fucking loser, should the universe ever grace you with offspring, (assuming you are not so repulsive you have a chance of breeding in the first place), I hope to god, allah, jesus, zeus, Aryton, Apollo, that your genetically deficient babies scream the whole flight and you are put into the place you think is…

To all of those people complaining, don't forget, you once were (and arguably still are) a crying offspring too.

I am sympathetic to most people with kids on planes. I'm pretty sure they would prefer NOT to be there, but sometimes people need to get places too far to drive. People who say things like "if you can't shut them up then get better at parenting" are obviously young and naive—if only kids had a volume control and sleep…

Look dude, I hate screaming children as much as the next guy, and I AM NOT A PARENT, but if a child is on a plane, it's because they HAVE TO BE. No parent wants to take babies on planes. It sucks for everyone involved, but new parents can't just take two weeks off work to go drive across country to go see distant…

Had someone bring a giant foil pack of buffalo wings onto a plane once....wtf dude.

Don't be the stinky food guy. Eat at the terminal so your food stench doesn't linger over the whole flight, making the cabin smell like a cabdriver's armpit.

There are thousands of pro car shooters out there. Just go to Flickr and have a look around. If you have a question about a particular photo, send them a massage or hit the forums. The community will give you an idea where to start.

True, but at under $200,000 you can actually afford to buy and race a GT-R Nismo for a year vs. just buying a $845,000 Porsche 918.

Do you not have a handbrake?

Because I'm lazy, here's twenty things the world would have to do without if Americans hadn't invented them. Assign them to the corners as you see fit.

I remember them calling it that last year (or at least hinting that it would be a nice name)

#11 freedom

Turn 1 is Phil Hill.

Hellaflushers, here is your god.

and there I was thinking it was from my dreams

Number 8 my dear friend!

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