“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

People are misremembering that 538 screwed up their general election prediction because they were so wrong about the Republican primaries. Trump was way out ahead in the polling from day 1, but Silver and most of the rest of the writers over there assumed that he would come back to the pack based on historical trends.…

I suppose this is what I get for clicking on an article about a burger at Wendy’s, but this entire piece was chock-full of terrible taeks.

I already dropped off some clothes at the Bay Harbor shelter. The shelter at George R Brown is the one that needed the most help, but I-45 is still closed, so I couldn’t get up there.

Pfft. That’s nothing. You want to know about struggle through hardship? I’ve been craving a cheeseburger since Sunday but Whataburger is still closed.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

Triumph of the At-Will

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Methinks the Ley-dy doth protest too much.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

No, it probably went down like this:

Yep. They definitely made a series of progressively more terrible choices on that front.

I love all these “champions of the working man” cheering as people lose their jobs....

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.

Not saying he doesn’t. I was simply using the examples given above. The first one is garbage. The bottom one is more widely accepted as a foul since the defender left his feet. At least what Westbrook is doing in the GIF is a legit shooting motion. Harden is just flailing his arms into those of a defender. Any shot…

Kobe Bryant started this. I don’t recall intentionally jumping into defenders ever being an incredibly popular move until Kobe entered the NBA.

Now, Durant definitely started the specific rip through move that Harden has apparently slightly modified, but the desire to jump into defenders to draw a foul traces its…

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.