How long does Gruden last? 2 seasons?

she ends up falling in love with a horse

Sounds like a great idea. Keeps the surviving players fresher but maintains a 5-set drama for the more important matches. I’d be ok with putting the line at the semis or finals.

It’s easy as a man to say stuff like that, but in general many women are conscious or unconsciously much more worried about their safety, and whether they’ll be on the wrong end of violence. Yeah, the pervert in your scenario might stay silent, but what if he confronts you? How can you guarantee that person is not…

Absolutely NO way Kyle Shanahan gets fired after this season. He and John Lynch are locked into year 2 of their 6 year deals, and the offense looks remarkably solid given that they are missing their starting, big money QB, their starting, big money RB and nothing remarkable at WR.

Highlight truthing here: Boban clearly jumps on the dunk labeled “no jump dunk”

YOU REPORTED HE WAS “DOUBTFUL” TO PLAY WHEN IN REALITY IT WAS “UNLIKELY”!!!

A port of the original with motion control is coming to Switch in December. 

Your post sums up “male privilege” pretty well.

damn, I was under the illusion that it was the vibration of his fart that rattled the bench they were sitting on, not the sound. But upon further deliberation, it must be a sound thing

It’s easy in retrospect to take touchdowns for granted. I would much rather lose by scoring a guaranteed touchdown and then playing defense (with the chance of a win if I force a 3-and-out), than to artificially hamper my offense in the hopes that maybe we score and then go to overtime.

I think there is a typo in the 1st line. The Butler practice was yesterday (Wednesday), not a Tuesday.

It’s inescapable hipsterism of Deadspin. That ‘uh’ is completely unncessary. “Brandon Ingram electrifies crowd with inbounds defense” is a quirky enough headline. 

Take the job. Ideals don’t pay for food or rent.

Bloomberg published an article today alleging that the Chinese military implanted a secret chip on motherboards of a server company to spy on them. Apple and Amazon are specifically named as victims, although they offered strong denials in rebuttal.

ah thanks. Seems kinda Drakengard

For the love of Zeus, move the charging port to literally ANYWHERE but the bottom. Just don’t give us another Switch that has both a kickstand AND a charging port on the bottom.

Fantastic header image btw. Made me smile

I remember seeing a HowStuffWorks article about Star Wars lightsabers, and it had all these detailed CAD diagrams about crystals and Force Condensers and whatnot. It was a huge turnoff.

Futurama did an episode where they needed to do DDR to save the world from destruction by aliens who communicate via dance. It’s my favorite from the series: