Tim Tebow draws ire because he is a potty-trained, well-behaved, pseudo-Christian Ryan Leaf.

If I become a fireman, I should assume that on any given day, I will confront ... fire. If I become a snake expert at the zoo, I should assume that on any given day I will confront ... snakes. If I become a policeman, I should assume that on any given day ... you get the picture. 

2017 in a nutshell: the people who deserve good things the least, get good things the most

While the Stacy analogy regarding Israeli profiling is apt, consider—