Me this morning: “My stomach feels a bit off...I think I’ll hava salad for dinenr tonight.”

Next time you want to splurge and take a vacation, donate to needy third-world children.

Wow. This is some next level bullshit. Sending private investigators? In a sense that’s pure intimidation over leaks that are coming from a source they idiotically provided and then were either too lazy or inept to plug properly.

This is a non-chocolate candy draft.

I appreciate the breadth of Kate’s picks, but I have to vote for Kevin. I cannot vote for Red Vines on any “best of” list. They are trash compared to my beloved Twizzlers. I will die on this hill and will not be taking questions at this time.

Good call on jelly beans, that’s a massive oversight. I might also add:

I’ll put up these leftovers against any of those lists...

https://kotaku.com/report-fortnite-developers-are-severely-overworked-1834243520

Dude.... This article wasn’t even about Epic man. It was about the indie studio and how they have been harassed to no end for simply doing the smart choice of taking an exclusivity deal that’s beneficial for them. It’s easy to talk about integrity and not selling out, but making games is fucking hard man.

But...but...I have to open up more than one program!

I have precisely zero interest in spending one hot second with my family, but I do live within walking distance of a library, it’s air conditioned, and I haven’t read all the books in the history section yet...some root beer would be a nice beverage choice during such an effort.

How does a pint of hot cinnamon ice cream with butter toffee and chocolate sound?

Raise your hand if you can imagine the smell right as you open the hood?

Ahh! My eyesight sucks! I thought it said “gas only!” I’ll chalk it up to being Monday. :)

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

Now this is some Salty advice that I hope we can all get behind. Anyone want to wager on which of the Takeout’s regular writers penned today’s contribution? It definitely sounds well informed and level headed so I’m going with Kate (no shade on the others though).

The ribbon thing I can understand wanting to change.

There’s no Qdoba nearby and it’s rude of you to remind me of this.

Potato chips are so regional, if you were going to do a full national ranking it would be limited to like, Lay’s and Miss Vickies.

I washed dishes one summer, and I’d disagree on the impact of a last minute arrival on the kitchen. It’s pretty common for kitchens to be getting a head start on cleanup before the door is locked. Grills are being cleaned, deep fryer baskets are getting washed, the floor mats are out in the alley getting hosed off....