One of us! One of us!

I love this! More language and grammar posts, please!

As Salty points out, there are lots of teens that look like adults and lots of adults that look like teens, our own assumptions about age are not infallible.

I’m not sure what you’re doing but I’ve been using my Ultra League team

They don’t have to serve you, and (protected classes aside) they don’t have to have a good reason. Considering the penalty for being wrong, a bartender should definitely set their Spider-Sense bar higher than the law’s. If I must err one way or the other, I’d much rather deny an of-age person than serve an underage…

Objectifying women and topping it off with the slur “Tranny” isn’t cool man.

Ok I really wish I could give that more stars. 

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

You have my star, but that is 6 chars

I’m always surprised people feel this way. I grew up on Nintendo D-Pads so I’m certainly used to them, and I still think that the four-button layout of the Switch is superior. I accidentally input the wrong direction quite frequently with a true D-Pad, pushing on the “right” direction but tilting it “up” on accident.…

Feels like high-end hotels charging for wifi when every crappy value hotel includes it free.

I think getting free joy-con repairs is probably going to be of greater benefit to most consumers than waiting out for any class-action suit payout.

Poppycock. Are you going to tell me next that Mario is a bad plumber because he allows himself to go inside the pipes?

Look, she definitely tossed that cat a bit rougher than I would have but if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know it was just fine.

I’d pay $70 ($80 might be stretching it right now) for games if that was the standard cost and included all DLC for free and had no microtransactions - you know, how games used to be. I would think charging $70 for everyone would more than make up for charging $60 + the percentage of players who buy the DLC.

I mean we can talk about unreliability all we want, but this one managed to hold together long enough to put 140K miles under its wheels.

You’ll probably have to spend money to keep it on the road, but a running off roader for $2900 is NP all day long. 

This only raises more questions. For instance, there are 24 (!) people working at The Takeout?

Heh, I just set it down on a chassis I had, and it looks totally badass:

The suit? I believe that is a stock photo.

With all due respect to the Hot Pocket guy I submit THE ULTIMATE microwave vs. Oven convenience food... PIZZA ROLLS!!!