Billy Ocean did it better.

As a fan of Rogue and Wraith Squadrons, there’s really only one thing for me to say:

Or my body? That’s it........Easter’s cancelled!

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

1. Get video of adolescent boy in bathroom.

WEEI’s special program “12 Hours Of Dead Air” has become an early frontrunner for the 2018 Marconi Awards.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms

Pretty good it looked.

Fake noose!

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

If you’re gonna try to spread a message on national TV put some effort into it. That kearning is bad . Lots of wasted space. Show some pride in your work no matter how dumb and misguided it is.

I bought one of these, but they can’t ship it to me until they find a UPS driver who is worthy enough to lift it onto their truck.

The one on the right is great for restaurants that need you to wear a TIE.

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

The Thanos Crown Affair