Now we just need to destroy John Wilkes Booth's grave.

Oh I feel you. Racist, Confederate Sympathizers are fucking idiots.

Maryland, despite fighting for the north, really wanted to secede, Washington just blocked it so they wouldn't be surrounded. It's a bullshit legacy, but a lot of Marylanders are very much South Will Rise Again types. I mean, our state song is about how bad we want to kill Abraham Lincoln.

The Mollusk alone redeems these two weeks.

Easy, Les Claypool's take on The Awakening.

Oh fuck yeah that DrabMaj album rules.

It's that new god damn Ulver album.

Destroy the vault and let everyone wonder. Let the mystery live on.

Sounds exactly like what I expected a Katy Perry political album to sound like.

Transformers 4 is longer than all but one of Andrei Tarkovsky's films.

1) Duh
2) Finland's not really a Scandinavian nation
3) Norway's more known for Black Metal
4) Haven't we done this already?

Years of cocaine and amphetamine abuse. Seriously.

I got a copy of this used at an FYE for cheap. Can I get my AARP discount now?

I liked Son of Zorn and Making History a lot, sad.

This site needs to fucking note corrections to articles.

They should just build Spider-Man reboots into their schedule every couple of years.

Song is Systemic by Nas and DJ Shadow.

God damn trial of the century.

Tom doesn't have a damn clue what he's trying to say.

Bewitched starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell, directed by Nora Ephron.