Yo, baby, yo!

Anytime I play Civ V and I see that skinny, bespectacled little Indian fuck show up, I immediately put every last resource I've got into making enough troops to murder his civilization, salt the ground, and plant mile-high stone markers on the remains of his cities proclaiming that PEACE IS WAR.

Deus Ex Machina sounds like MY kind of church!

You don't need $1.4 million to make a game that good. They could easily—EASILY—do it on what they made thus far, and if they charge even a modest fee (say, $20) to be a founder/beta-tester, they'll have plenty of money to make the damn thing.

That illustration deserves SOME manner of industry recognition or award.

This film could very well become THE Lovecraftian action film of the year and...hell, possibly ever!

I cannot wait for this. Supremacy all the way. I will eradicate any and all Purity-aligned speciesist cultures, assimilate all surviving citizens via memetic restructuring, and finally grind up the planet for computronium.

A total missed opportunity: Colossus getting scrubbed down at a roadside carwash by a bunch of teenybopper cheerleaders raising money for...whatever the hell they raise money for me (new pompoms? birth control? snacks?).

The video is cool as hell, but the sound?! OMG, sample-heaven!

Crusader. You're basically unstoppable. Talk about an army of one....

Jesus H. W. T. F. Christ. Hopefully the Singularity will render all human derivatives asexual, or, better, allow for these whackjobs be uploaded and then build a virtuality of their own where they can be safely contained.

When did Link join the Tau Empire?

Peter Watts, "The Things."

You know who likes to drink at concerts? METALHEADS. And I don't care if you're listening to hair metal, power metal, black metal, or just the sounds of construction on the parkway, metalheads DRINK!

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Literally. I am not exaggerating in the slightest.

Definitely playing the Cossacks because they have the best moustaches!

He sells his farts?! How do I get into that racket...'cause gods know I've got plenty.

Well, considering the original comic was packed solid with humour—as was the original animated series—I think it works that the turtles look doofy. Fits the source material perfect! I mean, c'mon...they're teenagers! And mutants! AND turtles! I can't imagine any way such a creature could look except funny and stupid.…

Woooooowwwwww...that was painful to watch. Great performances, though!

What the heck...? Am I using words consisting of more syllables than you can comprehend, or am I missing some kind of subtle sarcasm here? I'm sorry if it's the latter: I just woke up and most of my brain modules haven't fully booted up yet. <puzzled>