People say “we are fortunate” because all the schooling and financial planning won’t mean anything if your hit by sudden an unexpected health issues, especially early in your career. Cancer bankrupts people in the US.

Another detail often part of these warranties is that you have to have your car serviced at specific intervals at this dealership or that lifetime warranty is void.

Stop the auto-play videos with sound already, I’m going to complain in every comment.

i’m going to paraphrase what I usually say about cities and racism:

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

As someone without a background in marketing or ads or any of that crap, I can tell you these piss me off to no end and make me run an ad blocker. I also avoid sites that stop working when ad blocker is on.

Just a side note: The auto playing video ads are really annoying. As someone who works in advertising and has had experience with rich media ads I can tell you they don’t work and its a great way to turn off users.

This is a horrible poem.

Springier would have made that catch. 

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Welp, the hunt is over. Good job.

“You can’t Impeach Me! I’ll Ipeach YOU! How doYou like THAT! I imPaech YOU”

I’ll keep saying it:

Thank you, this is perfect.

Here’s my favorite part: He’s hung up on the idea of “pressure” when it comes to asking a foreign government to investigate a political opponent in exchange for military aid. If he didn’t pressure him then obviously it’s ok.

THE WHITE HOUSE