[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

That first video shows Mayfield from the back. Clearly a handshake actor paid by Soros.

I fucking live for pre- or post-game handshake drama. Harbaugh vs. Schwartz is the all-time great, then, uhh...was there a Belichick vs. Mangini one, or am I imagining that? Anyway, this is the most invested I’ve been in the NFL in years.

I agree, I slowed the video down to 3 frames per second and compared the amount of lateral movement on his elbow with 500 other pregame handshakes and came to the conclusion it was indeed a wiggle not a shake.

It’s too bad these two teams don’t get to play each other again this season

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

I spent a little less than a year working for a small company run by a rather brilliant but incredibly fucked up wealthy person. He could be friendly and engaging and fun to chat with, but blink and he’d become selfish, with an incredibly short fuse, abusive, incredibly sensitive, vindictive... and as I said, he was br…

Can I request a new article... seeing as I neither need, want, nor can afford 500 horsepower.

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

It’s nice you think he 1) cares about these things enough to Google them and 2) can formulate cogent questions and sentences to type into the search engine bar.

There is 0% chance that’s true. Mostly cause he probably doesn’t even know you can search for stuff on the internet (he thinks the entire internet is his twitter app), but also because he doesn’t care enough about actually doing the work of being president to type something into Google. 

Technically true for any sitting president. Even without the... erm...

I don’t recall being called a hero when I crashed a company vehicle into another company vehicle. 

Yep, I was in my S2000. And the guy then rolled into a gas station with a huge fart of smoke, hopped down from his lifted shit truck, and looked around pretty clearly to see who had been watching. They want the attention like a needy child.

Except that not using a truck to full capacity often consists of somebody daily-driving a crew cab longbed by themselves. Sure, the driver feels superior with their high seating position and 3-4 tons of metal surrounding them! The problem is that everybody else on the road can barely see past you, whilst hoping to God…

If you’re driving a truck at stock ride height with all emissions equipment intact, you’re fine and no need to apologize.

Unless you drive them like asses. Pick up truck drivers who drive with the attitude I am bigger than you, you have to move out of my way or get crushed. Sports car drivers weaving in and out of heavy traffic pushing the speed limit and cutting people off because they have sorts cars. I don’t feel the you don’t have to…

Really disagree with this, particularly the sports car part of the analogy. They’re actually pretty antithetical to each other. Torch or somebody made this point in an article about being a ‘tough guy’ on the road a little while ago. There are fewer small, interesting cars on the road because these behemoths make it…

This show is just so well acted, well written (most of the time; it’s no coincidence the best episodes are written by McElhenny, Howerton, Day or the Chernins) and it’s just so fucking absurd. I quote this show at least twice a day, and it’s even more hilarious rewatching the oldest seasons and seeing how they really,…

Nope I stand by both pieces