It was a joke. If I didn’t care about print I would have selectively quoted everything juicy that Chris got in his interview.

If sHe wERe a True proFesSional.

I’m just dreaming of the shades of orange Trump would turn if a championship team went to hang out at Obama’s house instead of the White House.

Wrong. His other 60+ point game was in a game where he actually scored 60+ points. Maybe you swapped it out with another game when he scored a shitload of points because the real other 60-point game didn’t support your claim.

It’s not even that serious. I’m fine with ugly basketball. Hell, I’m a huge fan of the 90s Knicks teams! The problem is the same problem that has seeped into all other areas of society: shame is no longer a mitigating factor.

I do feel that the, “Harden is the logical end and counterpoint to the Warriors 3-point revolution” requires that Harden best the Warriors at least ONCE when it fucking mattered.
I’m crowning Kawhi the official counter-point and MVP.

“He is crafty, abusing the rules of the game and drawing fouls unlike any player in the history of the sport, leveraging his superior dramatic arts to flop his way to the line”

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

There are several distinct criteria being conflated in this blog post.

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Bonzi. Fuckin’. Wells.

If Justin Beiber pays the Lakers $5m to be their 12th man, does that go back into the salary cap?

This is like leaving your fantasy team in the care of your drunk uncle while you’re on vacation. At least he had some fun!

I happened to see this extremely bad take. It was incredibly frustrating and disturbing. I want to quote a different commenter, who has some academic experience in these matters. This is from Arnheim:

Chuck Todd is an outright imbecile, and he needs to be fired.

What the fuck Chuck?

Cheaper maybe, but WAY more work.

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