Ah, the old "come visit me in the fire swamp it will be fun" trick.

As someone that’s been around PCs his entire life and a few friends that are coders, I see exactly how it happens.

“when we discussed it with the lower-level operating supervisors and the skilled-trade hourly folks, they told us they could do it... it’s just nobody has ever asked for it before, so they didn’t think it mattered.”

the two-door ones are crossover coupes

you think i’m getting paid for this?

I know what you’re thinking. I haven’t proved my thesis that this was a better experience than a hotel would have been.

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

“It didn’t have to go this route.” 

“It’s not something we wanted to have happen. It didn’t have to go this route,” says spokesperson for sheriff’s office that has chosen to make this happen by going this route.

We get it, Deadspin likes the “crab meat” analogy and even the “got crabmeated” verb-ing of the term.  It’s pretty apt, but you don’t need to use it every single time.

Read the fucking article. 

Corvette guys, on the other hand...

Telsa battery warranty is 8 years, 100-120k miles.

“Hey guys, I’ve got a great idea! We should all go to our local Ford plant and volunteer our time working on the factory line so that Ford doesn’t have to spend as much on labor costs and their stock price will rise!”

Let he who has not said “Wait, it’s Tuesday? Ah, fuck, I thought it was Thursday. Fuck this, I’m here, but there’s no way I’m doing dick today.” cast the first stone.

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing

Yes but this is counterbalanced by the fact that you leave your house every morning with a full “tank”. 

My biggest complaint is that the retraction mechanism on the chargers is strong and abrupt enough to pull my shoulder out of its socket.

Thank you for a classic example of whattaboutism.

The Warriors celebrating the win on the court was karmic retribution for Raptors fans celebrating Durant’s injury. No class. I think they caught wave-bro on camera after the loss looking dejected.