lol. Get back to your playpen, child, Rush Limbaugh's anus won't rim itself.

When a Republican's in office, left-wingers criticising him is treason. When a Democrat's in office, right-wingers creating elaborate murder fantasies about him is just a joke, get over it, man, how sensitive are you?

The Louisiana Purchase.

Lars von Trier made that one.

It's true all right: http://www.theguardian.com/…

I also think it's fundamentally a darkly funny story about an awful man who destroyed his own reputation through his own stupidity and arrogance. I suspect some of the madder trimmings of the tale will be skimmed over by the creative team here; for instance, Irving once referred to the judge, apparently…

It's a miracle!

"Because my eyeballs are, looking at this shit."

"Quick! Let's set up a GoFundMe page for Adam Sandler so we can support the latest victim of PC gone mad!"

Nowhere near pretentious enough. He'd celebrate the movie's Hawksian portrayal of ethnic community and refusal to view American history through the neo-Kantian prism promoted by Richard Linklater's genocidally racist Boyhood. In summary, a classic to stand alongside Ordet, Winter Light and Mannequin 2: Mannequin on…

"Using pilotless aircraft to bomb Afghan wedding parties is a terrible moral decline from our previous method of using piloted aircraft to bomb Afghan wedding parties!"

Reminds me of the White Bird in a Blizzard trailer, where the final shot was Shailene Woodley in a snowstorm. I wanted a British-accented voiceover to come on and say "Shailene Woodley IS a white bird in a blizzard".

Upvote for amazing theological deep-cut.

How funny would it be if Fellowes decided he could rewrite Shakespeare, but this deathless prose had to be immortalized on screen?

When he said "We don't run anything; we're celebrities" I did briefly wonder who was speaking here, and what they'd done with the real Kanye West.

Bondage Wonder Woman would absolutely make money and you know it. "It's 50 Shades of Grey - but as a superhero film you can notionally take the kids to!" Boom, pitch done.

They would fit in quite well, particularly since Snyder already lifted their trademark "annoying fidgety micro-zooms for no reason whatsoever" style for Man of Steel.

I've been thinking about why these experiences were different ever since the news broke. For all that people are clearly happy to believe that DC/WB is a huge garbage monster of a studio that overloaded McLaren with restrictions, logic dictates that the Marvel movies must come with a fuckton of requirements to ensure…

Yes, Nolan ruined the Batman franchise. It was riding high after Batman & Robin, and that hack screwed it all up. Christ.

I am unsure about the implication that directing a big silly action movie is