I've assessed the possibilities, and he's definitely acting like the lead character from either Eugene Onegin or Fifty Shades of Grey. I'll call back when I get a definite answer.

I think it can be read from the other perspective - that the church has taught them to be servile rather than use any kind of reasoning to arrive at their morality, and now it's being bitten in the arse because of its complacency. The film is certainly sympathetic to the Catholic priest it has as a central character,…

"On man's! Dis-o-beee-dience! And the fruit-of-that-for-biiii-dennn-treeeee!" It totally can.

But he's a big, tough, manly man! Not like the liberals! A big tough manly man who will whine and whine and whine and bleat and cry the second he sees an opinion that diverges from his own.

That's a really, really good idea, especially since the one thing those YA adaptations are often lacking is a Marvel-like sense of humour about themselves.

The white actors in Guardians include three blue people and a raccoon. And nobody's mentioned Benicio del Toro yet. I can't really complain about the representation in Guardians, and Winter Soldier did well on a race and gender front too.

Liked for gratuitous erudition.

Armando Iannucci, of Veep and In the Loop fame, once said he lost his faith after realising the opening lines of Paradise Lost could be sung to the tune of "Meet The Flintstones".

*cut to crash-zoom on hand squeezing breast, with "HONNNNK" sound remixed by Bentley Rhythm Ace*

There's a fuck space? Where?

"Every Ambiguity Or Unclarified Detail In Interstellar That We're Going To Pretend Is A Plot Hole Because We're Desperate For Hits In Five Minutes"

The greatest laughter-stifling adventure I've ever had was when my school was observing the minute's silence for Remembrance Day. While we were all stood solemnly reflecting on the dead of two world wars (or thinking about sex, I mean, we were 14), we discovered that - without telling anyone - the headmaster had…

Well, none of them are really evil. They're just used to looking for their moral compass in the Church, and now that it's dynamited its own authority they're finding that same certainty in bad places.

He is said to be devious, truculent and unreliable.

For British people who suffered through a genuinely harrowing amount of drab game shows and racist stand-up when they were young, the legendary moment in Color Me Kubrick is this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I still love the idea of their casting agent sending out for "that guy from The Fall" and getting Mark E Smith.

"But where's Franco?", a confused nation asks, probably for the first time.

Hip-hop is often specifically linked into African-American politics in a way that, say, the blues isn't. If you're a white guy from Croydon, you can make a record about your woman leaving you without sounding ridiculous. Making a record about how the LAPD don't care about people in the ghetto? Less so.

I live in Middlesbrough. Perhaps the greatest media representation of our noble town is in Andrew Kotting's wonderful film Gallivant, where a bunch of kids tell him to fuck off back down South for no real reason.

No way - she's always got a Linklater film on her CV.