These are good and all, but part of me wanted to hear an attempt to explain biastoic to an outside audience.

"Ooh, 'culture'! Sounds classy."

Bagpipes, tho.

Hey, here's the guy who's not watching Orphan Black! Let's get 'im, lads! *piles on, football hooligan style*

I watched the second series again over a couple of days, and it does improve on rewatching, but it dilutes the appeal of the original series by introducing too many side characters; in the first series, every revelation we got was seen through the eyes of one of the clones, whereas here major plot moments were…

Classic Poe.

We need Kirk around to show us what a true Christian's "Joyful Noise" sounds like.

"150 years ago, we were a great party, and you were a terrible one! CHECKMATE LIBTURDS"

You do realise that we can just scroll up and read the review to realise that your deranged screed has no basis in reality, right?

Top cast, too. I have no idea what Amy Schumer, Tilda Swinton, Barkhad Abdi and Daniel Radcliffe will be like in the same movie, but I know I'm interested in it.

Eyepatch Rachel waits, gets a bit older, then goes after Amy Pond's baby. She's playing the long game.

My favourite Dinesh d'Souza moment was when he put out a press release whining that 2016: Obama's America hadn't been nominated for Best Documentary Feature at the Oscars, noting with complete, unfeigned incredulity that the Academy felt that Searching for Sugar Man and This Is Not a Film were more worthy of acclaim!

You genuinely think it's unreasonable to ask film-makers to think about what they're making, don't you?

I like that this could be a couplet from 'Prince Johnny'.

All of the great Vietnam movies only came out once the conflict was over, if memory serves.

That'll be his public redemption; claiming he was attacked by neo-Nazis.

I also prefer your imagination to a greasy Robin Thicke with his hand up some girl's ass.

Do you know what the words "if" and "when" in JMP's post mean? It seems like you don't.

How fortunate for you that your ministry entails writing drivel on the internet, rather than feeding the poor, healing the sick, helping victims of war or other things that might be difficult and make a difference.

So sorry that the letter grade didn't accurately reflect the feelings of someone who hasn't seen the fucking film.