Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Niklas Bendtner’s fall from grace was very fast.

Six years behind the deal is much more lenient than the original sentence: a five-year contract extension with Sunderland.

Dear Quebec / Las Vegas,

You may have Andrew MacDonald.

Thanks,
Flyers Fans

Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.

This would serve as a great cold opener for an episode of Mr Pickles.

fuck that guy

Wonder what that prick Corey Perry did to initiate this.

Good to see trans acceptance in Texas.

I assume it was a female?

Nate Diaz as a dog?

“Little late now, but a fine idea”—Leeds

“Breakfast on broad” is also the only way Pat Burrell allows a woman to sleep over

Adam Johnson did something Fat Sam has never been known for doing: giving youth a chance.

Cholo says hi

This explains a lot about Phil Jones’ face....

That’ll teach those bastards at Cafetalero not to accept Cruz Azuul as their supreme overlord.

That kid is lucky. Hitting the bar ended Adriano’s career.

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