Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

Well of course he has to admit guilt. Anyone who watched his free kick against Liverpool last week knows he’s capable of scoring on 15 year-old girls. Fucking Mignolet.

Their fans must be crushed

Surprised Arsenal didn't finish in 4th.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

This is not one of the more sought-after Madeira wines.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

still stunned that the preds would trade jones, especially after losing shea weber to the flyers

It makes you wonder if Henrik and Daniel can feel each other’s pain, similar to Mike Richards and Jeff Carter.

- Deadspin, December 9th, 1980

Fallout 4 is more realistic than I thought.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a meat cleaver is a good guy with a katana.

the fact that this goal was left out is fucking criminal.

I went to a sweatpants & Viagra party in college once.