It’s fun to watch how precisely all the anticipation/corporate synergy for Spider-Man 3 in Knocked Up - James Franco’s E! interview, the pregnant Heigl covering the premiere, Paul Rudd’s ultimate betrayal of Leslie Mann when he sees the movie without her - places the movie in history.

Patty Jenkins actually didn’t show up to work! Remember the Jane Got a Gun fiasco?

I think Philbert is supposed to be a mix of a bunch of shows, like True Detective and Daredevil, but in particular Mad Men. Now, I say this as a very big fan of Mad Men, but I think it had a similar problem to Philbert.

It’s one of my favorite horror movies of all time, and I rank it among the best of the decade regardless of genre. Different strokes and all that.

Norm Macdonald has had the kind of week that makes publicists find a back-alley doctor to supply them with a triple prescription of Xanax.

You know what happens to a toadlike internet troll who talks shit about Ray Park?

“...as though he were constructing a kind of greatest-hits package for a band unwilling to admit that they have only one album people really want to hear.”

Just HAD to take a shot at Guns n Roses, I see. 

That because yer a silly head.

I used to call Halloween: H20, Halloween Water.

Mom and Dad fucking rocked.

AIist. 

The Vulture was even kind of pterodactyl-adjacent. Nice synergy.

“which will really be missing out on an opportunity if it doesn’t call itself Spider-Man: Prom.”

I dreamed i was giving Beth Behrs the short shrift just last night

Various things that were always B+:

I actually think his best flick is “Hellboy II,” and I’m not sure how alone I am in that one. Total “A” film for me.

Does this mean I won’t be seeing the same first trailer with every. damn. movie. for the rest of the summer?

I thought it was going to be something along the lines of Walt’s supposed anti-Semitism.

Syd’s maze will be all ten episodes of season two of Fargo, re-done by this cast. But crammed into one episode somehow.

So stoked we basically got Ed Piskor’s version of Xavior and Farouk’s confrontation: