I knew he was the killer by that one line in the trailer.

I’m here with the question everyone else has been asking: does the gorilla eat a toilet and vomit?

See, this is the part of the argument I don’t understand. I don’t buy that he was bullied *because* of Apu, rather the bullying took the *form* of Apu because that was the only popular Indian character the children would be familiar with. It seems like the Simpsons are getting blamed for being one of the first…

What about the rumors that we won’t see the movie?

You should’ve done the right thing for the group and loaned your Switch out like in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants but it’s a Switch instead of Pants and it’s just so I can play Mario Odyssey without having to buy a Switch.

Mario Odyssey was two weeks and move on for me. I don’t get the love AT ALL. I think it depends on how much you like Mario 64 and that style? I’d like more SM3DW, personally, so this “do two dozen short activities in this level” is just meh to me.

It’s a great movie, and it really helps to have three actors as great as Isaac, Chastain, and Oyelowo.

“...Cap’s beard, Black Widow...”

can’t you have a little charity in your heart for a guy who used to get by jerking of punks under the queensborough bridge for fifteen dollars a man?

“I am not ‘The Boss’ tonight.”
“Well that is allllll that Daddy needs to hear.” [Immediately lights humongous joint]

I don’t think the Soul Stone is in Wakanda. I think it will be missing until the third act of Avengers 4, after Thanos has collected all of the other Infinity Stones, and the Avengers are scrambling to find the last one before he can. At some point, Tony Stark will freak out, screaming, “If it’s not in Wakanda, where…

Whenever we’re listening to 90s Pandora, my wife and I play the “Two Princes or Semi-Charmed Life?” game, seeing if we can guess right before the vocals kick in. Usually we can’t. See also “Santeria/Under the Bridge,” “Dream On/Don’t Speak.”

In his defense, he did at least audition Emma Stone.

I liked Blackcoat’s Daughter because the other shoe finally does actually drop, but I am the Pretty Thing is a movie in which literally nothing happens. Complete waste of time.

“Never forget that teeth are outside bones/

Can an article exist on AVClub without Prince Ruprecht the Monkey Boy performing his social progressiveness all over the comments?

Is it weird I want a buddy show with Jameela Jamil and Hannah Simone where they’re both alternately the straight person and the comic relief?

Believe it or not... I so welcome this good news!

I hate to be a ‘but actually’ guy, but it wasn’t his feature film debut. He’s been in several films, including Interstellar.

Okay, but Henry V who? Superman? Predator? Don’t leave us hanging.