Oedipus Tex?

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

“I told the trainers my groin was not responding.”

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

I am hoping for ass cancer, just because ass cancer...

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Momentum folks, feel it. Let’s keep it going into the midterms and beyond!

No, absolutely not. It does not matter how much they are paid or how much they are in the public eye. Having naked images of you stolen and then being blackmailed to prevent their release is 100% NOT part of their job.

If the Rams are going to use the blue and white color scheme, they should be bold about it and ditch the gold trim.

An assault conviction is going to require proving the athlete could have avoided the collision, and that the athlete intended to do harm. The athlete only had a fraction of a second to avoid the collision. It’s going to be difficult to convincingly argue the athlete had enough time to avoid the fan, and that the…

false analogy. Let me correct it for you:

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

BLUEBERRIES!

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Fuck off. Ivanka is slime, just like her greasy orange daddy who taught her every trick in his grifting tool chest. If you want to believe in the ridiculous myth she’s always cooing about go right the fuck ahead, as there’s a sucker born every minute, but don’t tell me what to think about that piece of shit or her…